Hello Narmatha. I hate You. Get out of my life. Stop looking at me. Cause, No, I'm not a lesbian like you are. Stop smiling at me. Its disgusting. Stop.. Looking at me. (did i mention that already?) oh, AND STOP LOOKING AT ME.
Okay. Just coincidently, I passed by this article in Yahoo!
"8 tips on how to like a person you hate".
Oh, i might just try it.
Observe.
1.
Seek contact. This is a bit counter-intuitive. If you don't like someone, you probably feel like avoiding that person, but because of the psychological phenomenon known as the mere exposure effect, we tend to like people better the more we see them.
Me: Seek contact? Hello? I'm trying to avoid it.
2.
Do nice things for that person. “We prefer to see those to whom we do good than those who do good to us,” as La Rochefoucauld observed.
Me: PLEASE.
3.
Give that person a brief touch. Subliminal touching, i.e., touching a person so unobtrusively that it’s not noticed, increases people’s sense of well-being and positive feelings.
Me: uh. Is this for the opposite sex?
4.
Lighten up. Joke about whatever annoys you, and if you can manage it, laugh about it with that person, or poke fun at your own reaction. Nothing neutralizes bad feelings like a good laugh. This can be tough, however.
Me: Well, Ive tried. Works a little.
5.
Act friendly. We think we act because of the way we feel, but often we feel because of the way we act. So act the way you want to feel. This is uncannily effective—just try it.
Me: I can't act friendly. If i were to act friendly all the time, She'll come crawling to me for the most randomess things. And i don't want that.
6.
Resist criticizing that person. When you voice your complaints, they assume a solidity in your mind that’s hard to eliminate. When your thoughts remain unspoken, they can more easily be changed.
Me: HAHAAA. Like that would ever happen.
7.
Remember happy shared experiences. Recalling good times elevates mood and will help warm your feelings.
Me: None experiences to be remembered.
8.
Be grateful. Reflecting on reasons to feel grateful, instead of reasons to be angry or annoyed, will help change your view.
Me: SIGH. That will seriously not work out.
Conclusion: Narmatha is just someone who annoys people over the line. I hereby declare that she is the most annoying person I have ever met in my life. EVER.
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