DEAR MOM & DAD, I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT

I've been keeping this throughout the years of my life. And I've been fairly, fairly patient with you. You decided to go to the limit today and I have no other way to express how I actually feel about you. And hey, its the truth. You Suck. Big time.

Why?

Reason 1:
For One to be improved, One must praise one's work not bring one down.
But you're doing the reversed actions. Everytime I did something and show it to you, You'll be saying its ugly, its.. horrible & that I could do better than that.
If you keep doing that, I wouldn't be the one who will keep trying to impress you because Whatever I do will never be the end of Horrible for you.

Its as simple as 1,2,3. Like Training a dog. Once the dog does what you commanded, you have to praise him asap. Or else he wouldn't know what the hell is he doing.
Your theory is messed up. You said criticism would be a much better progress. Well, if someone criticize your work, would you wanna do it again if someone hates it? No.

And there's your answer to that.

Reason 2:
All work and no play makes Tracy a dull girl.
YOU ARE TORTURING US TO THE GRAVE!
We do help you. We help you. We sweep floors, We bathe the dogs, we wipe the dust, we arrange the shelves, We hang the clothes, we wash the clothes, we iron the clothes, we fold the clothes, we wash the toilets, we vacuum the carpet, wash the dishes, we wash the carpet and some other house chores you could think of. We did all of it. But still your favorite sentence comes up:

"..You're useless. You see the other kids out there helping their mum and dads but you aren't! You're making us stress! You can't even take 5 minutes to sweep the floor or 15 minutes to bathe the dogs!.."

Like. Hello. We are doing the works here and you're telling me useless? What kids? As far as I know my friends do as far as washing the dishes and sweeping the floor once in a lifetime. &Lol to Siowteng. One month without her maid, she had to do the chores--be it sweeping and mopping and she was so worked up. Dude, imagine a lifetime.

Sometimes, I feel like their maid.

Reason 3:
Do not anxiously hope for that which is not yet come; do not vainly regret what is already past.
You are regretting us being your children & you wished that we were much more helpful. News flash, we are not your maids. Just because we don't do what you want us to do at the time

..well obviously. I noticed closely that my friends aren't living lives like me and would be much willing to do chores at the time they are told to do so. Cause they're not tired and worked up like I am right now, of course they are willing..

You're saying that you regret having us as your children and would rather have boys or gave nothing at all. You are taking us for granted as always. We are here to help you with anything if we aren't doing it as force.
You might be surprise how we'd perform better when we are being loved.

Reason 4:
A greedy man brings trouble to his family.
Hehh. I just laugh at that proverb.
I'm not saying that your greedy. Its just that I don't understand why everyone else's parents pays for almost everything (squints eyes at Grace) and I have to pay for some of my clothes.. Like the other day, we went shopping and bought a bunch of clothes that cost more than a whopping $100. & you stated that its for christmas, and that were not buying anything anymore. And who knows by the time we get to christmas the clothes might be too small for me already. ): & I have to wear my old clothes for CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS! ugh.
To your suprise (your as in you reader), I only recieve $10 each week. And my savings are half of that each week. And how I wish I was like you guys huh? With loads of cash to burn. :D FUN FUN FUN!

Reason 5:
Nobody's Perfect.
So stop treating us like we're robots. We need rest. We need our own me time.
So shut up and let us be. A silent mouth is melodious.

This is exactly how I feel about you. I can't wait to get out of here and be away and stay away. The clock is ticking.

..I'm waiting.

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