SO I'VE BEEN ASKED MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY TIMES.





HEY TRACY, WHY ARE YOU SO SHORT?

Well...

Why is the plant green? They just are.
Why do humans exists? We just do.
Why do music exist? They just do.
Why do dogs see in black and white? They just are.
Why do we all love cookies? We just do.
Why do we sing? We just do.
Why do earth exists? It just does.
Why do humans invent a sport that has 11 men chasing a tiny ball? We just do.
Why do turtles lay eggs? They just do.
Why is the rose red? It just is.
Why is Obama named Obama? He just is.
Why do we create so many languages? We just do.
Why do we walk in circles and get dizzy? We just do.
Why is the sun orange? It just is.
Why do we compile papers with this invention called stapler? We just do.
Why do we kiss? We just do.
Why do people write comic books? They just do.
Why do we write in cursive? We just do.
Why is a pencil called a pencil? It just is.

So do you get it now? Or do you want me to slap you and move you to another continent?

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